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Friday, October 31, 2008

Investment Tips For 2008

Okay, my daughter sent me this and I got a good laugh so enjoy......

With all the turmoil in the market today and the collapse of Lehman Bros and Acquisition of Merrill Lynch by Bank of America this might be some good advice. For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks. Watch for these consolidations in later this year:

1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W R. Grace Co. will merge and become:
Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become:
Poly, Warner Cracker.

3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become:
MMMGood.

4.) Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become:
ZipAudiDoDa .

5.) FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become:
FedUP.

6.) Fairchild Electronic s and Honeywell Computers will become:
Fairwell Honeychild.

7.) Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:
PouponPants.

8.) Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:
Knott NOW!

And finally...

9 Victoria 's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name:
TittyTittyBangBang

14 comments:

Tea Time and Roses said...

Hello Melody!

Now that is funny! I so wish Saturday Night Live could get a hold of this one, they would love it! :o) You know sometimes you just have to laugh at some of this stuff! :o)

Smiles...

Beverly

The Dutchess said...

Hale Mary Fuller Grace,..Knott Now, I'm Fedup with this ZipAudiDoDa Poupon Pants,Fairwell Honeychild,TittyTittyBangBang yourself out of the door and don"t forget your Poly warner Cracker...MMMGood...
I am always playing funny word games:)
Have a happy weekend..

Janeen said...

TittyTittyBangBang!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Redwoodhouse said...

you are very funny love the story about Jonah the teacher and the whale really made me laugh.
Jan

Tea Time With Melody said...

Dutchess, Yes you do have a way with words. Love the new twist.:)

Theresa @ Take A Sentimental Journey said...

Oh gosh girl ! That no. 9 is a HOOT !!!!!!!
You ain't right ! :0) :0) :0)

Sparky ♥ ∞ said...

Oh my goodness this was HILARIOUS!! Thanks for the funny post. I loved it!! I'm going to share this with my other financial friends. ♥ ∞

vodkamom said...

I loved that! Thanks for the laugh this morning.

Janeen said...

Still funny!

Steph said...

Oh, those are funny! :-) Thank you for visiting my blog! I will be back!

GrandmaK said...

I'm laughing out loud!! HEHEHEHE!!! Cathy

Angela McRae said...

I needed the laughter! Thank you!!!

Lavinia said...

Lots of chuckles here! I love FEDUP!

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