True Test Answers!

I thought I'd share some funnny test answers I came across while surfing the internet.  Some had me laughing till my gut hurt, some I could swear were written by people I know. haha

Q:  Name four seasons.
A:  Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

Q:  What happens to boys when they reach puberty?
A:  He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultrey.

Q:  Name a major disease associated with ciggaretts
A:  Premature death.

Q:  How can you delay milk turning sour?
A:  Keep it in the cow

Q:  What does "benign" mean?
A:  Benign is what you be after you be eight.

Q:  What does a Hindu
A:   It lays eggs

Hard to believe isn't?? Hope you enjoyed a quick laugh.